A Pee-Controlled Video Game? Call It The “Wee Mote”

by | Mar 30, 2013 | Technology

weemoteThought I had seen most everything in all the years I’ve been doing this.  Nope.

Coca Cola Park, a minor league baseball stadium in Allentown, Pennsylvania, is installing a “Urinal Gaming System.”  Home to the Lehigh Valley IronPigs, Triple-A affiliate of the Philadelphia Phillies, you will soon be able to play video games while taking care of business.  Or at least the guys can.

Minor league baseball teams love gimmicks, because they know that people find professional baseball too boring to even watch on TV, which means they’ll only go to a minor league baseball game if there’s a cool mascot or free footlongs or they can drink eight beers and then piss for two and a half minutes and beat everyone’s high score in Need For (Pissing) Speed 5™.

Here is the concept vid.  I know this will be at Coca Cola Park but me thinks finding a beer sponsor for this game would be a home run.